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. . . . ..This is Abraham Finny Dayasingh(06AF102). Friends call me Binnybhai. Aim in life is to become a politician. Love travelling , photography, cycling. Thank you for visiting my blog. Please leave a comment if you enjoyed.
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* Think You Are Smart ? Try these



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.






Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

Answer : Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Check with your calculator!



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary . Read the question again


Fifth Question:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


Answer : He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.


To view answers highlight the the area after Answer with your mouse.

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* How'd all these sinners get up here?

I was shocked, confused, bewildered


As I entered Heaven's door,


Not by the beauty of it all,


By the lights or its decor.





But it was the folks in Heaven


Who made me sputter and gasp--


The thieves, the liars, the sinners,


The alcoholics and the trash.





There stood the kid from seventh grade


Who swiped my lunch money twice.


Next to him was my old neighbor


Who never said anything nice.





Herb, who I always thought


Was rotting away in hell,


Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,


Looking incredibly well.





I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?


I would love to hear Your take.


How'd all these sinners get up here?


God must've made a mistake.





And why's everyone so quiet,


So somber? Give me a clue."


"Hush, child," said He. "They're all in shock.


No one thought they'd see you."








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* GEMS Bihar



GEMS ,the biggest christian org in india,founded in 1972












GEMS ministers in the unreached areas of Northern India, primarily concentrating Bihar state and spreads across Jharkhand, Madhya Pradesh, Uttar Pradesh and Maharashtra. It has also crossed borders and started its service in South Asian Countries like Nepal and few other countries.






CHRUCH




In the midst of strong oppositions in many places, we continue to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ through Pioneer Evangelism, Good News Meetings, Literature Distribution, Door to Door Evangelism, Bible Correspondence Course, Film teams etc. with a goal of Total Transformation.
















Rev D.A.Jebakumar, worked for many years as a missionary from South India to Bihar, a state in North India that was known as the “Graveyard of Missionaries”. Today he is the Founder and General Secretary of the Gospel Echoing Missionary Society (GEMS), which has work in the states of Bihar, Utter Pradesh, Madhya Pradesh, Jharkand, and Maharashtra, as well as in Nepal. He also has great love and compassion for the downtrodden and the poor, reaching out to them through education, social rehabilitation and medical ministry. Rev. Jebakumar has also authored twelve books. He is the former Chair of the India Missions Association and is presently Chairman for the IMA Network of Tent-makers








GEMS's Ministries
*5 English medium school[5000 students]
*Around 150 Hindi medium school[20,000 students]
*4 GIFT center: GIFT is the IT Training Division of GEMS[150 people]
*Tailoring unit [SET UP]: (Self Employment Training Unit for Persecuted Women)[30 students]
*GEMS Multi Speciality Hospital [150 bedded]
*3 Primary health clinics,
*3 Polio Rehabilitation (Dayasagar)[300]
*Vikshit - Rehabilitation Home for the tribal children
*Sishu Kalyan Kendra - Rehabilitation home for child labourers [300]
*Premsagar - Home for the Missionary kids [200]
*Asha Deep - Home for the children of poor believers,
*4 Happy Home - Home for Orphans [200]
*Prayerna - Home for the children of the Day care center staff [60]
*Home for tribal children,
*Anokha home:Missionary's kids,
*Arunodhayam:orphanage,
*HIV / AIDS rehabilitation,
*Bore well:
For easy access to clean water,
*Disaster relief,
*Worshipping Fellowships : 2570
*Toilers in GEMS Team : 2005,
*P E A C E - Pincode Evangelism And Church Establishment[30,000 people],
*18
Film Team:[3.4 Lakhs per year]
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Follow-up:Bible Correspondence Course (BCC)[30000],
*General Convention (Once in Two Years),
*Regional Convention (Alternate Years),
*Major Crusades[6-20 thousand]
*mini crusades[1000-3000 people],
*GEMS STORM (STudents OutReach Ministries),
*Tentmakers:Are called to be a "Missionary" using your professional identity to any part of India or Overseas,
*Children Ministries[40,000]
*PROFIT (PROfessionals Fellowship Of Indian Talents),
*bible college, etc....etc......
Visit gemsbihar.org for more info..






children's ministry



children's ministry





youth ministry [ STROM]



Crusades



SEEKER




CONVENTION



CONVENTION





FILM TEAM







visit: www.gemsbihar.org




"We are called to make ways where there are no ways and work together to make break through even through the roof tops."

***Rev. Augustine Jebakumar***






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* Where Did Colgate ToothPaste Came From?








Twelve-year-old William Colgate woke with a start as someone pounded on the door of the house. It was the middle of the night in the small town of Shoreham, near London.


William Pitt, the British prime minister, had sent a private messenger to warn his friend - Colgate's father - that he must leave England or risk imprisonment or death. People knew that Robert Colgate had sympathized with the Americans during their recent fight for independence. So, in March 1795, the Colgates boarded ship for Baltimore. When the family arrived in America, they settled on a farm.




Then William's father formed a partnership with Ralph Maher to manufacture soap and candles, and William helped the two men. The partnership dissolved after two years - William's father wanted to get back to farming.
William, 19 years old, decided that he would go into business on his own. However, his business failed within a year. William determined to try again - this time in New York City.


"Be sure you start right, and you'll get along well," advised a friend, a canal-boat captain who was a Christian. "Someone will be the leading soap maker in New York. It may be you!


"Be a good man. Give your heart to Christ. Give God all that belongs to Him. Make an honest soap. Give a full pound."



William read the Old Testament story of Jacob's vow. When Jacob left home, he said, "If God will be with me and will watch over me on this journey I am taking and will give me food to eat and clothes to wear so that I return safely to my father's house, then the Lord will be my God... and of all that you [God] give me I will give you a tenth." – Genesis 28:20-22


Jacob's vow challenged William. He made a similar vow; he determined to give God first place in his life, and he also promised to give a tenth - a tithe - of his profits to God.




In 1804, at the age of 21, William found employment with tallow chandlers Slidel and Company, where he learned more about the soap-making business. When, two years later, the company ceased production, William was ready to try again.


William Colgate and Company met with success from the start. Within six years he added the manufacture of starch to his laundry-soap business. Later, he also produced hand soap and a variety of toilet and shaving soaps.


As Colgate's business grew, so did his family. In 1811, he married Mary Gilbert, and they became the parents of 11 children - giving most biblical names. They attended church, had family worship, and read the Bible together.


William became known as Deacon Colgate in his church. He liberally supported missions, temperance (the Colgates allowed no alcohol in their home), and Christian education. He donated large sums to several educational institutions, including Madison College, in Hamilton, New York. It's now called Colgate University in his honor.


William never forgot his promise to God. From the first dollar he earned he devoted 10 percent of his net earnings to benevolence. As he prospered, he instructed his accountants to increase the amount to 20 percent and later to 30 percent. It seemed that the more he gave, the more he prospered.
William saw, in his business, the fulfillment of the promise made to tithe payers that God will " 'throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it."
-Malachi 3:10





He took an active interest in the Bible, particularly its translation, publication, and distribution. In 1816, he helped organize the American Bible Society, and later he assisted in forming the American and Foreign Bible Society.


The soap king died on March 25, 1857, but his influence continues. The Colgate name lives on in products in supermarkets throughout the world. And the name still preaches a sermon to those who know his story.
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* An Indian Mind





NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT



An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.








The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.








Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?














The Indian replies:


"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"




Ah, the mind of the Indian...
This is why India is shining
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* DRIVING LICENSE

DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.



He will give you the licen.




For instruktions, see bottom applikason.



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1. Last name:



(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no



(Check karet box)



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2. First name:



(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no



(Check karet box)



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3. Age:



(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no



(Check karet box)



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4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)



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5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right



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6.Occupason:



(_) Dacoit (_) ****ist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_)



Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed



(Check karet box)



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7. Number of children libing in the household: ___



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8. Read #7 agan & anser here: ___



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9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __



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10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (don't leave blank)



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11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 ............ .. (Circle highest grade completed)



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12. Dental rekard:



(_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
-__________ Give egjhakt color



(Check karet box)



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14. Ice seight:


(_) One Ice(2x1) (_) Two Ice(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_)
Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6




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15.Your thumb imparesson :


(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)


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PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS


Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you don't have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.


NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.



WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS..
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* busy kid


I am Very busy. Big job to do. DON'T DISTURB



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* One Sunday Morning